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Were in Newton, IL. Population 3100 We play a show. Were ordering booze from a guy who will go and get it. He say"Anything but PBR." I want PBR I challange him to a game of Paper, Rock, Scissors. The stakes? I win,PBR. He wins, BUD LIGHT! We agree on the terms and shake out the bad vibes. It's ONE, TWO, SHOOT! We square up and

SHOOT!

I look down and have a pair of scissors in my hands, he has paper! I win the first round!!!! It's best our of three so it's sill anyones game. We shake out the bad vibes and stare into each other's eyes. ONE

TWO

SHOOT!

I look down... I have paper. I don't know why I have it... I don't know where it came from... I look over... He Has

ROCK!!!!!

paper covers rock I win, SHUTOUT! BUDLIGHT? FUCK THAT!

PABST BLUE RIBBON